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Stoned and Boned 

Stoning and Boning... having sex whilst high.
dudette : "man I had the best sex last night"
dude : "yeah you were STONED AND BONED"

Boned to the Stone 

When you’re so stoned that you start subconsciously switching the beginning sounds in words
E-cig ripped the bong so hard that he got boned to the stone