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Stone Call 

Kind of like drunk dialing, except you call someone while high.
Usually a bad idea.
Yeah I kind of stone called you.
Stone Call by bb+af November 22, 2011

stoner call

a noise made using an open mouth and vigorous movement of the tongue. used to entertain fellow stoners, to break awkward silences, to startle people walking down the street while riding in a vehicle, or to annoy another person
*people walking down a street*

*stoner riding in car passes*

"LIBDLE LIBDLE LIBDLE!" (the basic sound that is the stoner call)

*people jump and are suprised*

Stoner Call

Stoner Call - a Game played by people who smoke weed, commenly known as stoners. an exciting twist on an old tradition of passing to the left

Basically a fair way of getting the joint. A group of people stand in a circle with at least one joint. Whoever has the joint says a certain word and the first person to say the compliant word gets the spliff. The person who plays the game the most, will obviously smoke the most weed and will get the spliff it the most. Novices to the game wont get any weed and the sad bastard that already smoked up too much will be too high to remember the matching words. for example,

Person with spliff,"Yeah i was listening to this really good song"
Person 2, "What song was it?"
Person with spliff,"Drum n' Bass"
Person 2, "I meant, whats the name of the song"
Person 3, "BONG"
Person with spliff, (passes spliff to person 3)
Person 2, "damnnit"
In Stoner Call, the person with the spliff will call out any of the following 6 words and the adjacent word that is said must be said first to gain possesion of the spliff.

Bing - Bong
Fish - Fish
Squirrel - Stoner
Drum n' Bass - Wiked
S n' M - Only on Weekends
Sex - Yes please
Stoner Call by stonehead April 28, 2008

Stoned-Call 

Calling random people while the effects of marijuana lingers in your body. Also calling people because your really f*cking high.
Bob: Dawwg, I'm stoned as f*ck right now.
Joe: Dude man. What do you wanna do?
Bob: I got the best sh*t ever. Lets stoned-call Sally.
Joe: Alright man! Let's stoned call that chick man.
Stoned-Call by miggle4268 July 7, 2010

The Jerk Store Called, They're Running out of You! 

George Costanza's burn that he invented in response to a co-worker telling him that "Hey George the Ocean called, they are running out of shrimp" He thinks it is the greatest diss ever, but all his friends don't laugh at it

From the show Seinfeld
George: The Jerk Store called, They're running out of you!
Jerry, Kramer, and Elaine: Ehhhh

stonewall 

v. To doggedly block someone's progress. Originally derived from the nickname a Confederate general "Stonewall" Jackson obtained at the battle of Bull Run (1st or second, i don't recall). The troops said his men were holding back the Union army like a stone wall. Hence Stonewall Jackson. So to stonewall means to delay and generally block someone.
I tried to file my claim, but the insurance agent kept stonewalling.
stonewall by blueagave April 18, 2006
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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