Stomach Bud 

A general malaise resulting in a day off from work. Symptoms include laziness, excessive use of personal firewall products,and an unnatural obsession with SAV Server. If corrective measures are not taken, minds can be deleted.

I've got a stomach bud. OR

looks like you've got a stomach bud, take two shots of roundup and call me in the morning. and stay away from the Miracle Gro.

Stomach Bud by Kommodore March 20, 2009

stomach budget 

Theoretical stomach capacity available for a meal, often used in the context of preparing for a large meal or buffet.

"Let's order the wings, a pizza, ribs and dessert".
"I don't know if I have the stomach budget for all that".

"OMG! Everything at this buffet looks amazing! Going to have to work out my stomach budget to make the most of this".

stomach budget by thelonefoodie July 5, 2016