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stole on 

beat down. Knocked to the ground without trouble.
That bitch nigga was talkin' shit and got stole on..
stole on by Oblinnerator April 22, 2003

STOLE ON 

It basically means they got knocked what we call the fuck out.
I stole on this girl at the park today and her ass couldn't even get up.

Stole On 

When a NTer takes it from the back.
Stole On by NT March 8, 2004

Stole-On 

To punch someone in the face without the other person having a CLUE that it's coming
Did you see that? Bob just got Stole-On!
Stole-On by The OrrAcle May 6, 2010

I Stole A Book On Prophecy With Kira Stephanie Cummings 

I Stole A Book On Prophecy With Kira Stephanie Cummings
I Stole A Book On Prophecy With Kira Stephanie Cummings

my favorite store on the citadel 

"My favorite store on the citadel" is a phrase originating from the line of dialogue "I’m Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store on the Citadel" from Mass Effect 2. Since Shepard could\ say this for every single store, it becomes comical and virtually meaningless.

In normal conversation, the phrase can mean something is:
1. Average
2. Mediocre
3. Unremarkable
4. Pointless

In addition, it can be used as a completely neutral response when asked your opinion on something and you have none or don't care either way.
That new Adam Sandler movie was my favorite store on the citadel.

The new restaurant was whatever, it was my favorite store on the citadel.

Wife: "How do you like this dress?"
Bored Husband: "I don't know, it's my favorite store on the citadel. Can we go now? We've been shopping for hours!"
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