Stitch Breaker

Someone who helped you recover from your last failed relationship, but turns around and either cheats on you or breaks your heart again.

"UGH, He/She is such a STITCH BREAKER!
"He helped me break up with my ex and he just went and cheated on me! He is such a stitch Breaker.

by Kiwi Chan April 25, 2020

last stitch effort

Your final attempt to bring something to completion. Usually giving all you time and effort into that last attempt. Similar to: “the last straw” “the last ditch effort.”

That was my last stitch effort to get into college

by bren1010 July 27, 2021

Stitch Fuck

As you are Tearing that Pussy up you take your Dick from her Pussy and then you stick it in her ass repeating the process until satisfaction is given.

I was upset at the Old Lady for Lying about taking my dope so when we were getting busy I said Fuck it and I Stitch Fucked the Bitch!

by Real Nigga' July 14, 2016

I’ve stitched my bumhole up

My car has broken Down.

Lack of ability to drop the kids off at the pool.

John: Sorry I’m late, I’ve stitched my bumhole up.
Phil: Sorry what?
John: Yeah, I can’t even drop the kids off at the pool.

by My car has broken down August 24, 2018

Columbian cross stitch

When you wake up to find your penis was embroidered by the discount Columbian hooker you hired.

I knew i shouldn't have trusted that drink she offered i woke up in an ally with an infected Columbian cross stitch of a butterfly .

by Gigglesnshit May 24, 2023

Connell Stitch

Correctly pronounced canal, not the way the French pronounce it, conil.

I closed up his esophagoose with my Connell stitch.

by Brantheman7 March 31, 2020

bitches give me stitches

A girl that is so annoying that she gives you "stitches".

Ashlyn won't shut up man. Bitches give me stitches

by SpizyFishtTacoz December 11, 2013