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Sticky Bruce

A man of questionable masculinity, who strangely feels the need to enter a cubicle and stand up to pee, as opposed to doing it at the urinal like everybody else.

A man who thinks that walking around the office shaking a chocolate protein drink makes him a 'massive unit'.

The tightest man alive.
Johnny: "Look at that lady-man, is he really drinking a West Coast cooler?"

Samuel: "Yeah, he is such a Sticky Bruce"
by Rabbits McGillicuddy December 6, 2006
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Sticky Bruce

Using vaseline to pleasure oneself. Sounds better then it works.
Gregory made a trip to Stop & Shop to stock up on some vaseline, as he planned to spend most of february vacation giving himself sticky Bruce's.
by Ike February 16, 2005
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