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Stickle Golf 

The combination of sticks, wiffleball and golf all in one.

How to play:

1. First, each player must find a large stick to use as their club, preferably one where the player will be able get loft on their shots. Sticks can be found from tree branches, bark laying around, etc.

2. Find something to use as the hole. This could be a pit, a patch of dirt or anything you can find. The hole should be fairly big (approximatley 2ft. x 2 ft.) so that it’s not too difficult to make the ball in the hole. You can use the same hole for the course of the game, but use different tee boxes.

3. Find two rocks or two objects to use as the tee box. Determine before you start the hole, what the par is. Stickle golf can be played in backyards, in parks, in the woods, etc. basically anywhere.

4. Use a heavy duty wiffleball (or a pickleball) for the ball to play.

5. Each player tees off and then whoever is the furthest from the hole after each shot, proceeds with their shot/turn.

5. You must play the ball where it lies. If you want to move the ball, you can, but you inquire a 2-stroke penalty.

6. The player with the least amount of strokes on the hole goes first on the next hole.

7. The player with the least amount of strokes after all holes have been played, wins. Typically 6 holes are a good basis to play; have a front 3 and back 3.
I don’t have money to go play golf, so I’m going to play stickle golf with my friends instead.
Stickle Golf by nkallday December 30, 2021
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Stickle Golf 

The combination of sticks, wiffleball and golf all in one.

How to play:

1. First, each player must find a large stick to use as their club, preferably one where the player be able get loft on the shot.

2. Find something to use as the hole. This could be a pit, a patch of dirt or anything you can find. The hole should be fairly big (approximatley 2ft. x 2 ft.) so that it is not impossible to make the ball in the hole.

3. Find two rocks or two objects to use as the tee box. Determine before you start the hole, what the par is.

4. Use a heavy duty wiffleball (or a pickleball) for the ball to play.

5. Each player tees off and then whoever is the furthest from the hole after each shot, proceeds with their shot/turn.

6. The player with the least amount of strokes on the previous hole goes first on the next hole.

7. The player with the least amount of strokes after all holes have been played, wins. Typically 6 holes are a good basis to play. Front 3 and Back 3.
I don’t have money to go play golf, so I’m going to play stickle golf instead.
Stickle Golf by nkallday December 30, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016