a nickname earned by the dude with the phatty ass in the group. A stewgus is always the alpha male and will easily steal your bitch if you let her out in public. If you see a stewgus walking around, you may notice his clout matches the level of no mortal. Stewgus always knows the right answer to any question you ask him, and he has the ability to alter reality based on how he feels. When you see stewgus you should almost always bend over and give him your lunch money.
Bro 1- "No way is that Stewgus"
Bro 2- "i think s look at his phatty"
Bro 1- "I'm going to get my anus stretched by him:)"
Bro 2- "i think s look at his phatty"
Bro 1- "I'm going to get my anus stretched by him:)"
by big_balla_86 April 30, 2019
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