steve bannon 

Dick Cheney and Death combined

Death and Dick Cheney both had a child that would one day become the new sith lord. They named him Darth Steve Bannon.

steve bannon by Anonymously OK March 3, 2017

Steve Bannon 

The acting of trying to fellate oneself and failing.

I pulled a Steve Bannon and now my friend Anthony won't stop making fun of me.

Steve Bannon by Belakee July 27, 2017

Steve Bannon 

The act of sucking one's own cock

I hurt my neck last night trying to Steve Bannon.

It's too bad Everett's dick is too small that he will never experience the enjoyment of Steve Bannon.

Steve Bannon by Millhouser July 30, 2017

Steve Bannon 

1)An unholy fusion of a mutated fur-ball and Jabba the Hutt who is masquerading as a Neo-Nazi to spread chaos.

2)A drunken racist vagrant that somehow lives in the White House, and has control of Trump's mind

"Hey bro. Am I the only one who sees how much Steve Bannon resembles Jabba the Hutt?"

"Look, Bannon, next time you wanna talk to me, come see me yourself. Don't send one of these twerps."

Steve Bannon by Mr. Please Please Please April 10, 2017

steve bannon 

Literally death itself who is the puppet master of President Donald Trump. Once called a modern day Nazi who now has unlimited political power. Fuck Steve Bannon.

Who is Steve Bannon? A monster in disguise who will slowly destroy us all.

steve bannon by Spacejackrainbow February 7, 2017

steve bannon 

(n) A street-wise pugnacious nihilist who wields an enlightened confidence of the anti-progress glory in this most unredeemable of all centuries. A prophet of salvation through self-preservation. Bannon is actually a life-and-blood spinoff from classic Shakespearean villains. The Bannonite remains the ultimate type of literary villain character that borders on cartoonish. If Shakespeare was alive he would sue the GOP for copyright infringement. We still see Bannonite villains all the time in novels and films -- for instance Tyler in Fight Club and the Joker from a Batman movie.

Putin: Hello White House, let me talk to Mr. President.
Trump: I am speaking.
Putin: Not you, Agent Orange. I am referring to the real President Mr. Steve Bannon.

steve bannon by londonsufist February 24, 2017

Steve Bannon Sit Up 

Sucking your own dick to the point where you yourself end up looking like a shrivelled prune that's been left out too long.

Why is Jack looking so sickly? Is he feeling okay?

Yeah, he's just done the Steve Bannon Sit Up too much.

Steve Bannon Sit Up by CrazyMoroccan August 12, 2017