Steiginga

The Steigenga begins with the moodset of a very erotic night. You come home from dinner from a resteraunt based on your boyfriend's income. You get into the mood by playing "Backstreet's Back" over and over again, then you proceed by cock punching the significant other in the facial region. Depending on how powerful the thrust is, you must immediately pounce on said other and start howling like a monkey. As you pound that ass, within five minutes of The Steiginga, you must grab said other's nipples and twist until purple, while screaming "OHHH YEA, DADDY'S GOT A NEW COMBOVER!!!" After approximately 30 minutes to an hour of ferocious sex, you must pull out, remove the condom, ask "Do you want some icing with that pound cake?" and proceed to bust your nut on and around said other's facial region and finish off with a picture of their reaction.

OH MY GOD, STEVE! I took Tori to Wendy's last night and I gave her the greatest Steiginga in the trunk of my pickup!

by Izzyo January 20, 2009

Steining

or Frankensteining

The act of being so fucked up that you cant move.

"Dude im steining hard right now, im fucked up."

by TFTH April 3, 2010

Sterging

The act of urinating in someones anus.

He is a fan of Sterging, he regularly Sterges his girlfriend after anal sex.

by Daniel Matthews October 12, 2005

steininger

The study of defecation in the greater search of poop pebbles (also known as poop stones) and dispersion.

Theresa: Candice, you forgot to flush the toilet!

Candice: Oh, I'm sorry, I left it there for all to steininger.

by Funkitreez April 6, 2009

Steining Out

An activity regularly engaged in by one Josh Stein. In essence, when a particular situation presents itself, especially one of adverse circumstances, Josh begins to recklessly utilize profane and swing his arms with complete disregard for human safety. Furthermore, various sound effects and or hysterical laughing may accompany the aforementioned description. This event, while annoying, can be rather humorous and it is widely encouraged that if you bear witness to Mr. Stein while he is deeply involved in a Stein out, rag on him as much as possible.

*Jimbo, while in a drunken stupor,drops beer can at party and its contents covers Josh's pants and the floor*

Josh: WoOOOOoooOOooooooooaaaaHHHhaaaHHhh!!!! *flails arms wildly* JIMBO WHAT THE FUCK!! I HAVE FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING BEER ALL OVER MY GODDAMN PANTS!! JESUS CHRIST!!! wOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOaaaHHHhhhAAAA!!!!

Shwartz: HE'S STEINING OUT!

Jim: *proceeds to open another beer* Josh, shut the fuck up you goddamn spaz.

by hfsiohgohg November 7, 2007

Steingass

A person or persons who rips nasty ass beer farts 24/7. Especially around their significant other. Usually known for gardening, fishing, and intelligence, these persons are related to sloths. Their natural habitat is dirty houses, mushroomed forests, and the bathroom.

Really.. I’m trying to sleep Mr. Steingass, quit defiling our bed!

The first rule of fishing is don’t hook Steingass.

by Dorasmuris April 2, 2020

Steining

the act of masturbating to your girlfriend sitting on the toilet after Red Lobster's Crabfest with a manikin's hand wedged up your ass

Example 1: yo have you guys seen my manikin anywhere...? we just got back from the Lobster and my girlfriend is about to shit her pants

Example 2: next time i go steining my girlfriend said i could wear the skream mask

Example 3: next time i go steining itll be after the all you can eat shrimp

by Parnarsus October 31, 2013