Stegometre

origin: wolfpack facebook thread, April 8, 2010

Stegometre: noun 1. a really lame word made up by a really lame guy who decided that even though he's pretty close to being gay, he's too homophobic to allow other guys into the wolfpack (which consists of mostly guys already) even though the guy in question is really cool and british and awesome. 2. something or other that possibly has something to do with stegosauruses

if you want Tom in the wolfpack say "I heart stegometres"
"what the hell is a stegometre? screw it, i'm voting for Tom, because he's cooler than you."

Stegometre by discoverychannelwolf April 8, 2010

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songometre

A unit of measurment used to tell how far someone has walked, cycled, jogged, etc. while listining to an ipod or mp3 player.

Mostly used by people who aren't wearing a watch.

I wonder how far I walked today...
I listened to 12 songs before i got home, thats 12 songometres. I must have walked...
2.3km!

songometre by Delfnator March 30, 2009

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Stegometre • songometre • StegoMatrix

StegoMatrix

A matrix of web pages in World Wide Web using Steganography with pictures they are using having good known algorithm for passwords.

New elements of a blue layer of a " stegomatrix " which consists of one embedded character

StegoMatrix by underdot May 31, 2022

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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