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origin: wolfpack facebook thread, April 8, 2010

Stegometre: noun 1. a really lame word made up by a really lame guy who decided that even though he's pretty close to being gay, he's too homophobic to allow other guys into the wolfpack (which consists of mostly guys already) even though the guy in question is really cool and british and awesome. 2. something or other that possibly has something to do with stegosauruses
if you want Tom in the wolfpack say "I heart stegometres"
"what the hell is a stegometre? screw it, i'm voting for Tom, because he's cooler than you."
by discoverychannelwolf April 08, 2010
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