steamroom

you use a ring of fire, but she does a snowblower.

by combining salsa (ring of fire), and ice (snowblower), her mouth became a steamroom

by 723k2 August 17, 2007

Steamroom Cowboy

A gentleman who enjoys loitering in steam baths in the company of other nude men, for any number of other reasons - mere voyeurism; the prospect of a good, hearty romp with another like-minded fellow; or possibly he wants to check out the other chap's todger to see if it matches the description of the one his wife has been playing around with.

When the Ambassador caught Alex hanging around the steam baths, peeking at stray John Thomases, he proclaimed him to be a "Steamroom Cowboy".

Naturally, the Ambassador thought nothing of keeping the photographs of this behaviour.

by Hangus the Monkey September 29, 2019

Cleveland steamroom

The result of taking a shit into a laundry drier and setting it on high heat.

Before I left that dumb bitch's house I turned her laundry room into a cleveland steam room!

by Moose September 21, 2003

Turkish Steamroom

When you fart in the car and roll up the windows. Similar to the "Dutch Oven"

It was a long road trip and the wife wouldn't shut up so I gave her a Turkish Steamroom

by Sugarjay November 18, 2005

brazilian steamroom

when someone expels gnarley butthole fumes inside a tent while camping. see also portugeuse smokehouse.

we were camping on a frosty december night, and all the windows in our tent were zipped up, when suddenely danny unleashed a brazilian steamroom of nuclear proportions.

by sneakee pete December 11, 2006

Georgian Steamroom

When you want to spoil a lady you enjoy spending time with, so you MacGyver your bathroom into a romantic steam room: crank the shower to full heat, let it run until the room is sauna-thick with steam, light a few candles for ambience, and then—fifteen minutes later—invite her to join you for an intimate shower experience.

Bro, I went full Georgian Steamroom on her last night—steam, candles, the whole spa vibe. She thought I had a membership somewhere.

by Steamroller23 August 8, 2025

Holistic Steamroller

A Holistic Steamroller is something that crushes your mind, body and spirit. It is an occurrence or person that is so devastating to one part of oneself that it crushes the others also.

For example, a physical accident or illness can be so destructive that it tears down the mind and spirit, too. Or mental abuse can lead to a physical and spiritual demise, as well. Likewise, some terrible atrocity that cuts down the spirit will also afflict the body and mind, crippling the emotional life and causing physical illness.

Example one:

Caring person: hey how are you?
Sad lady: I'm fine. No, not really. I've been hit repeatedly by a holistic steamroller and I don't see the point anymore. I'm in physical pain, my man cares more about gadgets, fantasy women and food than he cares for me, and my friends just want what they can get from me. I feel used and neglected at the same time.

Example two:

Caring person: hey How are you? I heard you were in the hospital...

Afflicted Man: (mocking) yeah, I'm great!! I can't work, had a seizure, found out I have a cancerous brain tumor, my wife is a drunk, we have three babies to feed, and nobody gives, or ever has given, a shit! Howdya think I am???!!!

Caring person: (to self) that's a holistic steamroll if ever I saw one...

by Belch Queen March 4, 2019