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stealth fart

A ninja fart that has been held in and then is strategically released right as you hear someone else close by rip a big one. That way, EVERYONE, except you, will just think it is ONE HUGE STINKY FART from the other guy!
Since I work with Old Ass Blaster, and only release stealth farts, no one even realizes what a fartist I am.
stealth fart by Jeff Artist January 2, 2007
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Stealth fart

This is when someone else near you farts and gets caught and you fart so that everyone else thinks it was the other person again.
I had to (fart) so bad luckily Billy farted really loud so I could let out a stealth fart.
Stealth fart by Fartgenious June 7, 2011

Stealth Fart

This is when you hold in a fart for just enough time, then let it out very strategically, so then it comes out silent.
Hey man, I had to stealth fart earlier, it was nasty.
Stealth Fart by HunterForLife December 30, 2016

Stealth fart

Ripping off a loud or otherwise massive high quality fart in an adjacent room from people yet they notice it, sometimes leading to giggles. Much like a stealth plane the fart dropper is never seen, only heard.
John walked into the empty restroom and let off a voluminous fart assuming he was in the clear. Little did he know Jane was in the room across the hall and witnessed the explosion, letting out a little giggle. John heard this and was very proud of his sneaky stealth fart.
Stealth fart by Stealthfarter September 14, 2011

Stealthfart 

A silent and odourless gassy emision coming out from where the sun doesn´t shine, often producing a temperature increase in your underwear. Specilly useful to heat pants and trousers in cold, overcrowded and confined environments.
- Man, is so freaking cold here I can see my breath!
- Yeah, thank god i stealthfarted, at least my butt and weenie are warm now.

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026