Stealing December

A amazing band, who is great live, with amazing songs!
Some songs being:
Story
Scene (Not Heard)
I'm Sorry
For the Last Time
Knocked Out Loser ect.

Guy 1: "Hey, guess what!?"
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "By snotty glue and duck tape dreams"
Guy 2: "That is a good lyric! Stealing December ROCKS"

Stealing December by just a person_again March 14, 2009

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Stealing December

A kick ass band out of Newark, Delaware who needs to have more all ages shows because their fans under 21 can't see them as often as they would like.

Guy 1: "I'm bored. Let's go to that Stealing December show tonight!"
Guy 2: "Yeah dude, lets go!"

Stealing December by Girl in the green scarf. March 3, 2009

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Stealing December

A wannabe edgy band that broke apart in the early 2000s. Remaining member Brandon Langer is now a strings teacher.

Person 1: Hey, remember Stealing December?
Person 2: Yeah, the band our string ensemble teacher was in?
Person 1: Did you know they went on tour with Paramore?

Person 2: Yeah, Brandon Langer won’t shut up about it.

Stealing December by Casko October 19, 2017

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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