stau

German for "traffic jam" or "stop and go traffic".

Much more descriptive than the English words, as stau sounds like something gooey that you are stuck in!

There was 2 miles of stau on my commute to work today.

The 405 freeway is completely blocked up with stau due to the sigalert.

stau by kangoid August 16, 2007

STAU

STAU is an acronym for Shut That Ass Up.
It is used for telling people to be quiet, however it is much cooler.
You don't say STAU like stau, you say it with each individual letter, S-T-A-U.

Hey you, ya you, STAU!
Oh really that happened... STAU
Hey yo fat kid, with the loud ass mouth, STAU!!!

STAU by Primetime4200 March 23, 2010

Home Ec-staurant

A portmanteau of Home Ec and restaurant. Coined by Bob Belcher in the tv show Bob's Burgers.

When the Home Ec class sells food to the students at school lunch.

Jocelyn: “You guys, we're not a restaurant. Go away.”
Bob: “Well, wait, we could be.”
Jocelyn: “No, we're not.”
Bob: “Well, that's the "Ec" of "Home Ec." A-a restaurant.”
Jocelyn: “Oh.”
Bob: “Yeah, a Home Ec-staurant.”

Home Ec-staurant by natalie portmanteaux September 7, 2023

Jack Stauber 

an underrated YouTube musical artist who makes content that can be compared to your brain on drugs

jack stauber is best boi

Jack Stauber by subscribe to pewdiepie, kids February 1, 2019

myka stauffer 

1. Trading your kid off to another family. Practically abandoning him/her and throwing him/her in the garbage figuratively speaking. Usually in cases where the parents can't control the kids and have given up, or they REALLY want to punish the kid.

Joe: Where's Bobby?
Selena: Bobby got myka stauffered for pissing all over the mirrors and walls in the bathroom and trying to flush the gerbil down the toilet.

(they'll never see Bobby again)

myka stauffer by bojzzle May 28, 2020

Staunk 

A stench that is too immaculate for one to handle smelling. When someone is extremely stinky and you can't handle the stench, you need to tell them that they staunk.

Damn Lyn, you staunk!

Why does she staunk so much?

Staunk by Jimmony Crickets March 24, 2021

Jack stauber 

Jack Stauber is THE MOST underrated artist out there, who deserves to be known by the universe
He lives in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, and he’s known for his AMAZING vhs style videos and his ICONIC beard

Person 1: Do u prefer Jack Stauber’s Tea Errors or Dead Weight?

Jack stauber by i hate me September 8, 2019