Status Check

Similar to a cup check, but for ones overall standing at the moment. Take into account ones overall health, well being and/or current situation.

Hank: "What is Ryan doing over at the bar hitting on that holstein?"
Matt: "He needs a status check."
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Ryan:"Why did Matt just slide into third in his gym shorts? This is city league softball right?"
Hank:"Status Check"

by Yenrh Ollow July 11, 2010

check your stats

what you tell someone when you arguing with them and they give you a wrong answer

dave: hey man, I think suzie is hot!
tom: no way! she is freakin' ugly!
dave: you better check your stats dude!

by juliokc October 2, 2008

checking stats

Claiming to use your friend's computer to check fantasy football scores and instead, masturbating to porn.

I'm checking stats. Be down in a few minutes.

by whhpssh October 24, 2014