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star spangled eyes 

An unabashed American patriot.
Looking through star spangled eyes, all of the lies told by the practiced team of government extortionists made her want to throw up.

Star Spangled Ball Slap 

When you punch your unsuspecting friend in the balls during the national anthem of a sporting event.

star spangled wrinkle 

When you use some sort of sticky substance onto your nutsack, usually semen, and sprinkle some glitter on it.
He dude check it out, Johnny got a star spangled wrinkle for 4th of July!

Star Spangled Banner 

This is a form of the Sparkle Shot but with 1 slight difference.

After you blow your load on a girl's face, you throw red, white and blue glitter on the slowly cooling and hardening baby batter.
Hey James, I tried that Sparkle Shot last night and ended up a Star Spangled Banner. I am doing this kindergarten teacher in her classroom right, I get up explode on her face and then tripped fell back onto a small table with red, white and blue glitter on it--it flew through the air and hit her face. She looked so beautiful! I immediately saluted her (being a former marine and all).
Star Spangled Banner by PDRR October 5, 2011

Star Spangled Banner 

Star Spangled Banner

O say, can you see, by the dawn's early light,
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming!
And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there:
O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

Star Spangled Boner 

Used to refer to overzealous and poorly thought-out patriotism. If somebody is exhibiting these traits, it is said that they have a Star Spangled Boner.
I wish all these morons who are celebrating Osama Bin Ladin's death would put away their star spangled boners. It doesn't mean terrorism is over, and besides, everyone with half a brain knows 9/11 was an inside job anyhow.