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spank tent 

A small area resembling a tent or enclosure, particularly around the edge of the bed, comprised of bed sheets, poncho liners, and or camouflage material where one may "spank" or masturbate in privacy due to cramped living conditions. Popular with armed forces personnel in deployed locations.
Can you make your spank tent smaller? I don't have any room.
spank tent by Airman Snuffy August 20, 2009

Stink Tent 

The pocket of stench that occurs when the back of your shirt hangs over the shitter.
"Man that Chinese food I ate for lunch left me with a nasty stink tent all day."
Stink Tent by beerwick March 11, 2009

stink tent 

same as a dutch oven. after farting in bed, firmly cover your partners head in the blanket as to not let fumes escape.
when she leaned over to set the alarm and gave her a stink tent.
stink tent by adaminroseville June 12, 2007