staining the deck

the act of taking a shit on the pussy
man 1:man i stained the deck last night
man 2:dude fukn nastey, but i love staining the deck
by skinhead1488 August 01, 2010
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Stain the Deck

The act of releasing one's man seed onto a female's back after intercourse.
The best way to finish doggy-style is to stain the deck.
by Pistale July 28, 2010
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Re-Stained the Deck

When a guy has sex two days in a row without showering.
Yeah man, had a great week-end with her, I even re-stained the deck.
by Restainer September 26, 2021
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Staining the deck

The sweat spot left on the bed sheet after sex
Diego's little brother asked what are mom and dad doing in their room? There Staining the deck"said Diego.
by ButterBeer2 May 01, 2019
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