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Someone who, when crowd surfing, makes their way to the front of the mosh pit and sits up and blocks the stage.
"Hey can you see anything?"

"No, someone's being a stage potato and blocking the view"
by The Final Potato December 17, 2013
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sending two texts in a row without a reply inbetween.
Rachel: whats up?
Tessa: not to much! hbu?
Tessa: dude, i'm so bored.
Rachel: stop double texting me.
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When a musician in a band stands on stage playing an instrument and they’re planted to the spot, no movement
Dave was playing bass in a band and he stood there like a total fucking stage potato
by Marvin Vadgebanger August 22, 2017
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