Stage Potato

Someone who, when crowd surfing, makes their way to the front of the mosh pit and sits up and blocks the stage.

"Hey can you see anything?"

"No, someone's being a stage potato and blocking the view"

by The Final Potato December 17, 2013

Stage Potato

When a musician in a band stands on stage playing an instrument and they’re planted to the spot, no movement

Dave was playing bass in a band and he stood there like a total fucking stage potato

by Marvin Vadgebanger August 22, 2017