Stage Potato

Someone who, when crowd surfing, makes their way to the front of the mosh pit and sits up and blocks the stage.

"Hey can you see anything?"

"No, someone's being a stage potato and blocking the view"

Stage Potato by The Final Potato December 17, 2013

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Stage Potato

When a musician in a band stands on stage playing an instrument and they’re planted to the spot, no movement

Dave was playing bass in a band and he stood there like a total fucking stage potato

Stage Potato by Marvin Vadgebanger August 22, 2017

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stale baked potato

When you choke your girl enough to make her pass out, and then nut in her.

Guy 1: Dayum, u did the stale baked potato again last night?
Guy 2: yea man, I’m just like that

stale baked potato by Asianpersuasion1202 May 30, 2023

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