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stage dive 

An activity for kids who go to underground shows, it involves crowdsurfing your way to the stage and then jumping back into the crowd. If the stage is small enough, a stage diver might just get up on stage and dive off into the crowd. At some shows, particularly hardcore/metalcore tough-guycore shows, the stage diver will jump into the crowd feet first, kicking, and punching violently because he is stupid and has no respect. The crowd generally does not like stage divers who can't see their feet. This activity is not usually found at larger concerts for the venues like to put up barriers between the stage and the floor.
stage dive by matty November 19, 2004
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stage dive 

if you are a huge person, and you see a 90 pound chick in the audience, don't stage dive in her direction. she will get crushed/hurt/pissed off. also a bunch of hardcore dudes will try to kick your ass because hurting little chicks at shows is just not cool.
i am still bitter to the fat ass who stage dived then landed on me while attending a the Bled show.
stage dive by tardXcore September 28, 2005

Stage Dive 

When someone jumps off of a stage and has a massive crowd carry them around overhead. Usually done at rock concerts.
Guy1: Did you see that stage dive last night?
Guy2: Yeah, too bad no one caught him.
Stage Dive by Syn2Die4 September 25, 2011

stage dive 

the act of running into someone's bedroom and jumping onto their bed while they are having sex. can be done in groups.
Your roommate is having sex with his girlfriend in his room. You and three friends yell "STAGE DIVE!" and jump on top of them while they're doing it.
stage dive by zakkbeard July 5, 2011

The Stage Dive

Whilst the man is masturbating he lies a woman down in front of him (preferably in a large area) and begins a run up, the aim is to ejaculate just as he dives over the woman,
Thus a stage dive...

This can also become an Air Raid
Guy: Woah - I got Stage Dived last night

Gal: Thats Gay isn't it?

Guy: No! we started The Stage Dive Olympics in my back yard...

Gal: Can i try it?

Guy: Do you have a Penis?

Gal: NO WTF!

Guy: Then What do you think...?

Gal: Damn!
The Stage Dive by kymmy babes 2 April 21, 2009
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026