Squishy Face
What you call a cute boy who's face looks very squishy and makes you want to pinch his cheeks repeatedly
Squishy Face by Brandi Delhiii November 22, 2011
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Squishy Face by Johnny Berger December 14, 2008
Squishy Face
Squishy Face is a zoomed in picture of a realistic Finn the human from Adventure time.
He is also the lord of a world where Ching Chong, Backpack Molester, The Girl, and many others live
He is also the lord of a world where Ching Chong, Backpack Molester, The Girl, and many others live
Koen (Ching Chong): WE MUST PRAY TO OUR LORD AND SAVIOR SQUISHY FACE!!!!!
Payton (backpack Molester): YES!! HE WILL LIVE ON!!!
Conner (The Girl): You guys are idiots...
Payton (backpack Molester): YES!! HE WILL LIVE ON!!!
Conner (The Girl): You guys are idiots...
Squishy Face by ThaDemonDestiney May 23, 2019
Squishy Face Retard
Squishy Face Retard is often referred to as a man who is in charge or is a "crew lead" at a railroad car offloading facility.
this mans "vagina" is usually chapped
this mans "vagina" is usually chapped
Squishy Face Retard by holygaddamfsdjbgjk February 17, 2010
squishy dimple face
In reference to a person or persons, displaying facial characteristics that include cheeks that invoke the desire to squish or squeeze said cheeks, as well as dimples placed in the traditional position of the cheeks but also elsewhere on the face such as in the chin. Displaying the combination of both of these traits results in the person having a "squishy dimple face".
"Check out that cute girl over there...she has a squishy dimple face that I wanna squeeze"
Person to friend: "Mate, when you smile, you have a proper squishy dimple face. Sort it out".
Person to friend: "Mate, when you smile, you have a proper squishy dimple face. Sort it out".
squishy dimple face by hullabalou247 October 19, 2018
squishy faced retard
A Squishy Faced Retard is someone that has a squishy face and is a retard, or incapable of doing some things. Can be pretty offensive if used at the wrong time.
squishy faced retard by iqbal February 21, 2007
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