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One of the main characters of Spongebob Squarepants. When you grow up you realize that he's one of the most realistic characters on the show.
Squidward "Why did I get out of bed today?"

Most viewers "My life in a nutshell"
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by A Human Male August 05, 2018
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Referring to women who are sexually or romantically attracted to other women. Applies to both lesbians and bisexual women, as it is only the same-sex attraction that matters, not any other attractions the women may have.

Originates from the Greek poet Sappho, a bisexual woman from the Isle of Lesbos, from which we get the term lesbian.
The sapphic women greatly enjoyed each others company.
by whatisdead June 25, 2015
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Squidward:"The gentle laborer shall no longer suffer from the Krabitalism of Mr. Krabs! We will dismantle oppression board by board! We'll saw the foundation of big business in half, even if it takes AN ETERNITY! With your support, we will send the hammer of the people's will crashing through the windows of Mr. Krabs' House of Servitude! The Gentle Laborer shall not be overrun by Krabitalism!"

Mr. Krabs: *goes bankrupt*
by Ya boi Stalin May 09, 2018
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The most relatable character fiction has created in the history of the universe.
"Wake me up when I care."
Don't say anything Squidward. Remember your karma.
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by JustKiddingItsMeHillary February 19, 2019
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The 'straight guy' on the comedy known as spongebob Squarepants
"you have to feel sorry for Squidward sometimes"
by JimmyK September 12, 2003
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The only normal character on the TV show SpongeBob SquarePants. He is a squid.
Squidward said that SpongeBob is immature.
by Nick September 20, 2003
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A character in Spongebob Squarepants who always behave seriously and realistic unlike the main character.
Squidward is way more cool than Spongbob.
by Anonymous July 24, 2003
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