Squeeze the Cat

Having to use go to the bathroom. Number 1 or 2.

Dan had to make a pitstop on the way to his meeting, so he could Squeeze the Cat.

by Mister Wunderful November 2, 2007

Squeeze the Cat

Having to go to the bathroom. Number 1 or 2. Stems from an urban legend about a cat that hit got by a car but didn’t die. Its intestines we so messed up that you had to squeeze it to make it go to the bathroom. Legend has it that the cat was found dead in its litter box from a ruptured blood vessel from trying to go on its own.

Dan had to make a pit stop on the way to his meeting, so he could Squeeze the Cat.

by Mister Wunderful November 2, 2007

Squeeze my cat

Verb. 1. A code girl's use for masturbating, most often with the aid of a vibrator; 2. Something ladies need to do when they require severe stress relief. Often means the two definitions simultaneously.

Vet school is killing me! I squeeze my cat every night.

by arb05002 October 16, 2011

Squeeze the cat

Getting your dick squeezed by a woman's kegels

Man, Tim's mom totally showed me how she squeeze the cat last night!

by Doritozkill January 11, 2024