Squeeze The Chicken

"a nicer way to tell people you gotta go piss"

"MOM!......Ima go Squeeze The Chicken!!!"

"I drank too much aqua, better go squeeze the chicken."

by RYUHD October 02, 2017

squeezing the chicken

to jerk off, masturbate

stop squeezing the chicken

by The Bold Avenger October 06, 2015

Squeeze your chicken

Squeezing something full of fat or air.

Come over here baby and let me squeeze your chicken!

by Scruggssa May 31, 2018

hop the fence and squeeze the chickens

you hop a fence and squeeze the chickens, then when you get in trouble there is a good and confusing story to tell. you will probably be put in a mental institute.

dude i wanna hop the fence and SQUEEZE THE CHICKENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by senor fluffy ears the elephant December 04, 2018