squadfather 

The member of a friend group who keeps it lit.

Hit up the squadfather, he can find a party.

squadfather by Swampdonkeydick June 1, 2016

Quadfather 

Basically the father of quads. If you need to pick up a quad, this guy is your man. Don't bother asking for an 8th or a half 8th, this guy strictly sells quads. And no you won't get a deal for buying quantity. As a matter of fact, you will most likely pay above normal price. He should probably be Italian and mafia-like too, thus relating to the Godfather.

"You come to me, on this day, the day of my daughter's wedding, to buy this quad?"

-"Dude, cut the shit, just bag it up."

"Some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. But uh, until that day, accept this justice as a gift on my daughter's wedding day."

-"Wtf is wrong with you, quit quoting The Godfather, I'm never buying anything from you again Quadfather."

Quadfather by jets fool November 24, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016