Squaddle

v. to walk with one's pants and underwear pulled down, often for the purpose of obtaining toilet paper from another location. Squaddling is especially necessary if you've already begun your business in the bathroom and don't want to get the mess on your undies. It is advisable to check very carefully that no one is around before squaddling.

A: You guys, there was no toilet paper in the second stall, so I had to squaddle five stalls down before I found some!
B: Thanks for sharing that with us.

by sgbk March 15, 2011

Squaddle

To act duck like

The homeless man liked to Squaddle for money.

by YoDog X April 02, 2020

Squaddle

When you have to take a huge shit so u walk fast enough to get there in time but not to fast that you shit your self.

James had to take a huge shit so he had to squaddle to the other side of the house.

by rio42 May 15, 2010

squaddle

To shit your pants and puke simultaneously after being kicked in the junk.

Bill got kicked in the junk so hard he squaddled himself.

by Snakarino June 19, 2008

squaddle

Squaddling is a squat/waddle that a woman in labor might be seen to do while trying to hold in the baby

Raul's mother had to squaddle quickly to get him across the border in order for him to be born as an American citizen

by JulieStevens November 28, 2013

Squaddles

The last little bit left in a soda pop bottle.

I guess Tim will just drink your squaddles.

by TinyTim88 March 17, 2019

squaddle butt

A huge flat dumpy saggy ass on a "thikin"

"Hey Matt" says Jesse "THIS is my Friend JENNY shes real nice." "You only say that cause she has a little thick and she has a huge SQUADDLE BUTT!! says Matt...in front of her.

by I like dumpers August 26, 2007