squaddle 

To shit your pants and puke simultaneously after being kicked in the junk.

Bill got kicked in the junk so hard he squaddled himself.

squaddle by Snakarino June 19, 2008

Squaddle 

v. to walk with one's pants and underwear pulled down, often for the purpose of obtaining toilet paper from another location. Squaddling is especially necessary if you've already begun your business in the bathroom and don't want to get the mess on your undies. It is advisable to check very carefully that no one is around before squaddling.

A: You guys, there was no toilet paper in the second stall, so I had to squaddle five stalls down before I found some!
B: Thanks for sharing that with us.

Squaddle by sgbk March 15, 2011

Squaddle 

To act duck like

The homeless man liked to Squaddle for money.

Squaddle by YoDog X April 2, 2020

Squaddle 

When you have to take a huge shit so u walk fast enough to get there in time but not to fast that you shit your self.

James had to take a huge shit so he had to squaddle to the other side of the house.

Squaddle by rio42 May 15, 2010

squaddle 

Squaddling is a squat/waddle that a woman in labor might be seen to do while trying to hold in the baby

Raul's mother had to squaddle quickly to get him across the border in order for him to be born as an American citizen

squaddle by JulieStevens November 28, 2013

squaddle 

To waddle from a squatting position.

After licking frosting from the cake, my sister tried to squaddle out of the reach of our mother's switch.

squaddle by milleresque February 16, 2015

squaddle 

A pack of aquatic aviary creatures (i.e. geese) that linger in highly trafficked areas and impede migration.

I hate when squaddles of Canadian geese wont get out the fuckin road!

squaddle by Vito3334 April 3, 2020