A not-so-small african american equipped with a jetpack (usually from cleveland) that partakes in such acts as taking handicapped parking spots from the elderly at McWal-Mart. You know the guy at KFC that orders 20 dollars worth of chicken? Thats them. Usually night-wanderers wearing black masks (or just their faces?) and are the most likely to be struck by traffic. Can't use the metric system.
Whilst attempting to floss extremely hard, squabblepopper steve had just left the bakery's checkerboard table and was run over by a semi. He stood up and with a loud roar, inquired, "Where can i find kitten mittens?" zomgosh
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.