Soundocking is a sexual practice combining elements of sounding and docking, in which both participants insert a metalrod into their urethras to establish a direct physical connection. (Optional practice) In this context, variations in the distance or movement between the partners can cause the rod to vibrate, potentially producing sounds at different frequencies that may be perceived as musical notes. This experimental practice is undertaken consensually and requires strict adherence to hygiene and safety protocols due to its inherent risks.
They had heard of soundocking before, but experiencing the rhythmic vibrations firsthand added an unexpected musicalelement to their connection.
The act of throwing smegma at your current prime minister. This act is usually done to try and prevent the rise of piss stained children in the north west.
Dave: wowaiden your such a hero for Rishi spunksacking this will keep our piss cleaning bill at an all time low
Aiden: (bouncing on trampoline) it’s ok Dave
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)