Spunkdocking 

The act of spanking on a Shit being passed between assholes

I love spunkdocking

Spunkdocking by iigazii December 23, 2016

Soundocking 

Soundocking is a sexual practice combining elements of sounding and docking, in which both participants insert a metal rod into their urethras to establish a direct physical connection. (Optional practice) In this context, variations in the distance or movement between the partners can cause the rod to vibrate, potentially producing sounds at different frequencies that may be perceived as musical notes. This experimental practice is undertaken consensually and requires strict adherence to hygiene and safety protocols due to its inherent risks.

They had heard of soundocking before, but experiencing the rhythmic vibrations firsthand added an unexpected musical element to their connection.

Soundocking by Drampalover104 February 11, 2025

Rishi spunksacking 

The act of throwing smegma at your current prime minister. This act is usually done to try and prevent the rise of piss stained children in the north west.

Dave: wow aiden your such a hero for Rishi spunksacking this will keep our piss cleaning bill at an all time low
Aiden: (bouncing on trampoline) it’s ok Dave

Rishi spunksacking by Not daniel wright November 5, 2024