Soundocking is a sexual practice combining elements of sounding and docking, in which both participants insert a metalrod into their urethras to establish a direct physical connection. (Optional practice) In this context, variations in the distance or movement between the partners can cause the rod to vibrate, potentially producing sounds at different frequencies that may be perceived as musical notes. This experimental practice is undertaken consensually and requires strict adherence to hygiene and safety protocols due to its inherent risks.
They had heard of soundocking before, but experiencing the rhythmic vibrations firsthand added an unexpected musicalelement to their connection.
The act of throwing smegma at your current prime minister. This act is usually done to try and prevent the rise of piss stained children in the north west.
Dave: wow aiden your such a hero for Rishi spunksacking this will keep our piss cleaning bill at an all time low
Aiden: (bouncing on trampoline) it’s ok Dave
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.