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Spread the Butter 

For those that are extremely ass-greasy on a constant basis, this is a term to be aware of. Keeping up with asshole hygiene is very difficult for some individuals. Sometimes, to remain dry and “scent-free”, there needs to be some improvising when toilet paper isn’t easily accessible. It would be easy just to drag your ass across the carpet like a dog but there needs to be a certain level of dignity kept. Common methods to wiping ones ass can include using the bed sheet while in bed, using the inside of your shirt or underwear that you are wearing, washing your ass with water in someone’s bathroom sink (although disgusting, the jerk didn’t have any TP!), or any other situation where toilet paper is substituted with something.
“I was greasier than all hell so I had to spread the butter with Joe’s ferret.”
Spread the Butter by Nob April 28, 2004

Spread The Butter 

"spread the butter"

like when people are making a show with little material

they just "spread the butter" to make it seem like a full idea

when anything bigger has a smaller source

he really "spread the butter" about his athletic skills

can also work in reference to fibbing
That definition seems like she "spread the butter" on it.
Spread The Butter by Aissakur March 21, 2023

The Peanut Butter has been spread 

A phrase used by a complete moron in a position of power noting that something has happened and is irreversible. Also that the consequences are inevitable.
During a recent conference call announcing layoffs, Vanessa noted that "the Peanut Butter has been spread". Guess she couldnt think of anything smarter to say. I wonder how she ever got her job.
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026
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