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spread em 

what police say to you when they wanna fondle you
spread em by Alexius November 6, 2003
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spread em 

what my girlfriend does on a regular basis, if not with me, with the neighbor (fuckin slut)
She spread em to reveal a soft succulent pussy.
spread em by Alexius November 8, 2003

spread em 

guy: oy
girl: what
guy spread em
spread em by saaaaap dod April 19, 2018

Spread Em. 

1. When you spread your legs like a whore.

2. Or maybe when your horny and you do that because your horny.
Avery spreaded her legs like a slut because she liked it.

Spread Em.
Spread Em. by Tylertops July 6, 2016

Spread'em 

The act of spreading another younger individuals buttocks, originally evolved from the line spoke by jay in the Inbetweeners episode the caravan club, later evolved around the northwest of England to mean a sexual act involving spreading the buttocks and licking the bumhole, after the recipient having not wiped there bum
Zach forced Mathew to spread'em back in 2021
Spread'em by Johnfairhurst1971 October 29, 2023

Spread Em Like Vegemite 

It’s an Aussie saying for a beautiful female to bend over and spread her legs open for daddy
Hey you, Spread Em Like Vegemite!

spread em like vegemite 

It's an Aussie saying created by two fine blokes that go by the names Antony and Jordan which is a whore call for a girl you like to spread her cheeks open and bend over for daddy
Oi Spread Em Like Vegemite!
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