Sprayzertion

The act of abandoning plans made in a group, either by cancelling the plans last minute or not responding. This act tends to be followed by making the same plans in another group and following through.

Demitri: Hey Nick, wanna play Golf with Your Friends together?

Nick: Sorry man, me and my other friends are playing together. We can play tomorrow or something.

Demitri: Thats exactly what you said yesterday! This is Sprayzertion! Where is your loyalty to us!

Sprayzertion by Roxsas April 11, 2022

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Sprayzertion

The act of abandoning plans made with a group, usually through cancelling the plan at the last minute or not responding to messages. This action is followed by person making the same plans with another group and following through.

Demitri: Hey Nick, can I join your Golf with Your Friends session?

Nick: Sorry Demitri, our session is already full. Maybe we can get one in next week?

Demitri: You said that yesterday and we never played! This is Sprayzertion! Where is your loyalty?

Sprayzertion by Roxsas April 11, 2022

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Sprayzertion • Sprayzetortion

Sprayzetortion

Threatening to bring an argument from one group chat into another group chat, usually containing more people. This is usually done to convince the other person to admit that they are wrong.

Amity: Your profile picture should not determine whether you are a furry or not!
Demitri: I'm bringing this to the other group chat.
Amity: No! Please don't use sprayzetortion on me.

Sprayzetortion by XenoPixel June 2, 2019

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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