spotify wrapped 

a list of top songs and artists virgins like to post
to their social media to think they are cool, but secretly they lack attention and keep dead bodies in their basement.

yo cuz, u check yo spotify wrapped yet? nah man, I am busy fucking yo mom

spotify wrapped by CB#5 December 1, 2021

Spotify wrapped 

Am I doing this right?

Post your Spotify wrapped urban dictionary to your Instagram story!

Spotify wrapped by Sparklepoops December 2, 2021

Spotify Wrapped Day 

Second Biggest national holiday, after blackout Wednesday. In which people take the day off from school, work, etc… to party all day and black out listening to their top artists & songs of the year.

Sorry Boss man, won’t have that presentation ready for you after all. Taking tomorrow off for Spotify Wrapped Day and to be honestly I’ll probably call in sick the following day from
The massive hangover I’ll have from binge drinking all day.

Spotify Wrapped Day by Staff_Daddy November 29, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022