Sports Fan

When a guy stands on the dance floor awkwardly and doesn't dance. The Sports Fan is a fan of the game, but he doesn't want to play.

Friend 1- "What's up with this dude? He stepped on to the dance floor but he's just watching us like a babysitter."
Friend 2- "Yeah, he's a Sports Fan. Who would step on to the dance floor and NOT dance?"

Sports Fan by BATCHCITYDJS May 5, 2013

sports fan

someone who enjoys watching sports.

Frank- I saw you at the womens mudwrestling last night.
Tom- Yeah, i go every time...I'm a dedicated sports fan.

sports fan by SamuelThomas February 2, 2008

Sports Fan

A sports fan is someone that is a fan of all sports.

Johnny is a true sports fan.

Sports Fan by dictionary.com/10987357 November 3, 2016

Sports fan

Someone who watches sportsball. Typically they have an obsession with a team but alternatively they can have an obsession with a player or even players. Players of whom sports fans will dedicate their whole lives to knowing every detail of what they had for breakfast and the last person they had sex with. Examples of sports fans include MJ Stans, Bronsexuals, Bradytards, and #1 fans of 2020’s 20th Overall Pick Bench McRiderson. Typically sports fans know nothing and commit acts such as “meat riding” and “casual racism.”

My sons a real sports fan! I hope he grows up to be a knowledgeable reporter like Stephen A Smith or Colin Cowherd!

Sports fan by CuckLordjuiceromegalul February 22, 2022

Sports Fan

A term used to describe someone, usually someone younger, who thinks they know something but their understanding is very basic or wrong.

Example 1
Son- Being a doctor is easy. You don’t need a degree just google what’s wrong with them and write a prescription.

Father- Hold on there sports fan. It’s a little bit more complicated than that.

Example 2
Friend 1 - Man,,, That old MF tryin to tell me how to box. He don’t know shit switch his old ass.

Friend 2 - Ok sports fan,,,, you do know that old MF was Mike Tyson right?

Sports Fan by Supascience September 3, 2021

meatball (sports fan) 

MEATBALL (noun): sports fan who irrationally supports a chosen team. characterized by short sighted thinking and frequent overreaction.

That sports talk radio caller is a real meatball (sports fan)!

meatball (sports fan) by DolfinStryker August 19, 2018

Avid Sports Fan 

Someone who takes pride in knowing about the history of sports, and watches sportcenter daily. Typically male.

"Jack watches sportcenter six times a fuckin day, like get a girlfriend. I mean this dude is an avid sports fan.

Avid Sports Fan by The KidKH March 5, 2011