Spork Center

The act of sporking while watching Sports Center. Usually done during commercial breaks and repeats of earlier broadcast. Pretty much the best way to spend a day!!

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RC and I are just gonna stay in today and watch some Spork Center.

Spork Center by UrSportsGirl February 26, 2012

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Spark of the Trade Center Day

A national holiday that happens decade-ly starting on September 11, 2001. (the same day that tradegy happened)
SPARK IT!

(september 11 of 2021)
It's Spark of the Trade Center Day!

Spark of the Trade Center Day by >:) thingy (:< December 2, 2023

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SporkCenter

The art of sporking while watching Sport Center repeatedly

Today we spent all day in a snuggie enjoying some sporkcenter

SporkCenter by Ufia70 February 14, 2012

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Sportcenter

the act of commentating, derogatorily, about persons while they are speaking

Man we sport-centered that b***h,
to sportcenter is to make fun of while that person is speaking.

Sportcenter by 40 yr old hottie November 30, 2010

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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