When you stick a heroin spoon and stick it up your butt before taking in the ass by a lubed up person. The heroin gets absorbed by your rectum and colon.
I got greasey spooned last night, I do not know how it got me high.
by Captains knot January 4, 2014
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When you hit the shaft too hard and your dick falls off.
Michael Albright was squeaking the bedsprings with himself ,but unintentionally he ended up dropping the spoon.
by STDOverload March 20, 2018
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Some who is useless and are only good at driving a spoon into their mouth.

These people are not worth your time or breath or food
Timmy was 28 and sat at home all day eating and playing video games living with his mum.

Timmy is a spoon-driver

Timmy is useless, he is bludging off his mum eating her food, living with his mum, and unemployed.
by Emma. February 28, 2023
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Similar to an oxygen thief.

Some who is useless and are only good at driving a spoon into their mouth.

These people are not worth your time or breath or food
Timmy was 28 and sat at home all day eating and playing video games living with his mum.

Timmy is a spoon-driver

Timmy is useless, he is bludging off his mum eating her food, living with his mum, and unemployed.
by Emma. February 22, 2023
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1. The act of spooning in rhythm

- sexual act with couples pole dancing

2. Cole said some dumb shit on Martin , so why not make it even dumber
I’m going to be bood up tonight, rhythm spoon

Trying to come up with a decision, rhythm spoon

Arbitration, rhythm spoon
by Kash814bche October 21, 2018
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The spoon used by an African mother to beat children who misbehave.
Mother: Come to the kitchen boy
Child: OH SHIT NOT THE BEATING SPOON AGAIN!
by J3sus is a homie March 7, 2021
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