Spoongod 

A homosexual god. The spoon god is a male god and is a father to two children but he left for the milk and is still looking for the perfect milk for his children’s cereal.

Person1: hey silver spoon why hasn’t your father, the Spoongod come back with the milk yet.
Silverspoon: because I’m fatherless

Spoongod by Spoon simp August 9, 2022

Spoongod 

A homosexual god who is a father to two children but he left 20 years ago looking for the perfect milk for his children's cereal. Will he ever find the milk? Only time will tell.

Person1: why are you fatherless silver spoon?
Silverspoon: 😞 my father went on a thrilling exploration for the perfect milk for my cereal but he still on the exploration to this day.
Person1: hah even the Spoongod left you
Silverspoon: YOU SON OF A BI-

Spoongod by Spoon simp August 9, 2022

spoon god 

The belief in and reverence for a superhuman controlling power of one who provides the worlds most affectionate cuddling whereby a man lays behind a woman with his arms wrapped securely around the woman eliciting feelings of extreme bliss and security.

Anthony is a Spoon God.

spoon god by SGW. September 7, 2016

spoongoon 

Spoongoon is where someone shoots up meth and becomes a super twistaflexing methmonster.

Say did you see that spoongoon back there he's all fucked up

spoongoon by Dookieshoot demon February 8, 2019

Spoongooey

Weird

Man you’re spoongooey!!

Spoongooey by Chessiscool February 26, 2022