Spoongod

A homosexual god. The spoon god is a male god and is a father to two children but he left for the milk and is still looking for the perfect milk for his children’s cereal.

Person1: hey silver spoon why hasn’t your father, the Spoongod come back with the milk yet.
Silverspoon: because I’m fatherless

Spoongod by Spoon simp August 9, 2022

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Spoongod

A homosexual god who is a father to two children but he left 20 years ago looking for the perfect milk for his children's cereal. Will he ever find the milk? Only time will tell.

Person1: why are you fatherless silver spoon?
Silverspoon: 😞 my father went on a thrilling exploration for the perfect milk for my cereal but he still on the exploration to this day.
Person1: hah even the Spoongod left you
Silverspoon: YOU SON OF A BI-

Spoongod by Spoon simp August 9, 2022

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Related Words

spoon god • Spoongooey

spoon god

The belief in and reverence for a superhuman controlling power of one who provides the worlds most affectionate cuddling whereby a man lays behind a woman with his arms wrapped securely around the woman eliciting feelings of extreme bliss and security.

Anthony is a Spoon God.

spoon god by SGW. September 7, 2016

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spoongoon

Spoongoon is where someone shoots up meth and becomes a super twistaflexing methmonster.

Say did you see that spoongoon back there he's all fucked up

spoongoon by Dookieshoot demon February 8, 2019

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Spoongooey

Weird

Man you’re spoongooey!!

Spoongooey by Chessiscool February 26, 2022

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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