Spooge Hole

n. 1. An orifice into which ejaculate is deposited, usually in large quantities by several doners. 2. A sexually promiscuous person who craves cock and enjoys receiving mass quantities of ejaculate into their own bodily orifices.

That bitch I met in Aransas Pass last night was a fucking spooge hole! S'keet, s'keet, s'keet!

by Waylon the Talking Pumpkin August 1, 2006

spooge launcher

A penis capable of an emphatic discharge, either by velocity, distance or both.

I made a real mess with my spooge launcher last night. I still haven't found all of it yet.

by wild chewbacca September 12, 2011

spooge chaser

Someone who drinks seminal fluids that have been excreted into an anal or vaginal cavity.

She spooge chased his leftovers.

by tinker bell April 14, 2004

Spooge Gopher

A mess of hair and cum that accumulates in your plughole, after weeks of wanking in the shower.

That spooge gopher in the bathroom actually crawled out and asked me to comment on the duality of man this morning. Clean your bath, man!

by Chiefwiddler2 June 9, 2009

Spooge Monkey

One whose hands are always sticky from "spanking the monkey".

I went over to pick JB up for golf and that "spooge monkey" was at it again. or JB is such a "spooge monkey" no wonder he has such a monster slice.

by gmonk March 12, 2003

spooge master

One who has perfected the fine art of shooting ejaculate. A woman squirter or a man that can aim and hit any target, ie. ass, lips, eye, mouth, nipples.

I've seen Ike shoot spooge over one girl and hit another girl right in the eye. He is the greatest spooge master of all time!

by Debonaire1 January 15, 2008

Spooge-a-matic

Adjective for female who is so fucking hot that she deserves no less than instantaneous ejactulation in response to her appearence. Extremely rare.

OMG! She's spooge-a-matic! Ah shit, I've got to go and change my drawers now.

by Octothorpe May 4, 2005