splitting shit

To perform a pointless task or action.

"Reasoning with him is just splitting shit! "

by Kian Richardson February 19, 2017

banana-split shit

When someone does a split then suddenly shits them-self.

My friend was showing me there gymnastic moves when they took a banana-split shit

by Yellow fish February 5, 2014

Asshole Splitting Shit

When you take a shit and the first log feels like a cheese grater or nails scraping against the insides of your asshole while it's coming out. All you can do is wait through the pain and misery.

I just got done taking the worst Asshole Splitting Shit of my life...

by Pokchop March 5, 2022

Shit Split

Someone's butt crack.

He was floating in the swimming pool upside down and all you could see was his shit split.
I shouldn't have eaten all of those hot peppers. Everytime I wipe, it feels like my shit split is going to bleed.

by King Skelvis May 2, 2014

shit split

The act in which a grown man wears a thong(preferably yellow) and takes a shit. The thong in turn spliting the pinched load in half to either side of the thong.

Oh my god Tom, I was partying with Jason last night and he totally pulled off a perfect shit split.

by Misc Man January 3, 2008

Shit Split

When two people shot gun a single beer, two holes in one beer.

Yo man, my boyfriend and gay best friend just shit split that last beer. It was something to behold!

by JanusAnalprobe May 6, 2011

Shit split

In ebonics, it's when someone runs their mouth (or just exists) and gets the five knuckle sentence across their dome, jaw or anywhere else on their head or face. Most normally, this will result in a knockout if performed correctly.

Dude got his shit split for talking to my bro's girl - that's what you get for running that cock trap!

by Duhastmich November 18, 2013