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Splitting Logs

The process by which one sharts themself while wearing a thong, thus "splitting" the feces in half.
The girl had to leave the party early due to "splitting logs" in her pants.
by shart master flex January 2, 2010
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Splitting Logs

Talking a shit whilst wearing a thong effectively cutting the shit down the middle.
Betty was so drunk last night I found her hunched over the toilet splitting logs
by b391130301193 August 13, 2019
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Sitting on logs

A girl who has a lot of sex.
omg I was just sitting on logs all night. My vajajay is sore.
by Leeloo Dallas November 28, 2016
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