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Split Shift 

Wearing a thong and having a shit while wearing it.
I took a split shift in the back of robbies truck last night.

Split Shift Special

A person who has a front job to hide a second (illegal) job.
I’m going to china town to get a split shift special from Li Jing.

What is a split shift special?

When you get dinner and a piece of ass from the same place.
Split Shift Special by Jumpy81 December 4, 2018

Cincinnati Split Shift

To shit and cum at the same time.
Man I was so drunk last night with that chick I accidentally pulled a Cincinnati Split Shift

Spit Shift 

When you are assigned to a shift that is considered the worst possible shift at a job.
"Ah shit, I've been assigned the Spit Shift at spoons again!"
Spit Shift by Spit Man March 16, 2023

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026