the act of consuming one, or more spleefs (a long skiny well rolled spliff) in one sitting.
spleefage usually is a constant act which takes place over a number of hours in which a vast number of spleefs are consumed.
John: "dude, Tyrone that was crazy spleefage last night"
Tyrone: "dam right honky"
or
after session of spleefage:
John: "get up and get me a glass of water"
10 mins later
Tyrone: "F**k off honky get it yourself"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!