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The bunch of pubic hair that can develop above or near a woman's clitoris during cunnilingus, as the tongue gradually pushes obstructing pubes out of the way. Often as a result of tight circular patterns around the clitoris depending on the growth and thickness of said hair.
"You know how sometimes the hair can bunch up bit during cunnilingus? I call it the Spit Dred."
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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