Spiritual Social Sciences

The study of how groups of spiritually-inclined people form communities, establish hierarchies, and develop their own unique cultures and jargon. It examines the social dynamics of the yoga studio (why is there always a competitive mat-placer?), the unspoken rules of the crystal shop (don't touch the selenite with dirty hands), and the politics of the meditation circle (who gets to ring the bell?). It's a field dedicated to understanding how people who are seeking inner peace somehow manage to create so much outer drama.

Example: "A deep dive into spiritual social sciences reveals that the 'namaste' said at the end of a yoga class has a direct correlation to how aggressively someone will cut you off in the parking lot. The divine light in them acknowledges the divine light in you, but their Honda Pilot has right of way."*

Spiritual Social Sciences by Abzugal February 14, 2026