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Spider Webbed 

When you're eating out a girl and your gum gets stuck in her vaj. While you're trying to get it out it strings all over the place, and you leave it there for her to find in the morning.
Girl: I found your surprise you left me from last night.
Guy: Yeah you got spider webbed
Girl: You got some cleaning up to do.
Guy: Don't count on it.
Spider Webbed by asshole45678 October 25, 2009

Spider-Webbed

Coming in your hand and throwing it at your partner.
Linda didn't want me to come inside her, so I shot in my hand and spider-webbed her.
Spider-Webbed by e0a8198 February 21, 2010

spiderwebbed 

state of the windscreen or glass after a high velocity local impact at . A visual onometopeia, as cracks proceed from the epicenter of impact, radially outwards, much like a spider's web.
i was thrown violently against the windscreen, and rebounded into the air.. i am ok but i spiderwebbed the windscreen beyond repair.
spiderwebbed by sid June 27, 2004

Spiderwebbed me 

Smashing too hard, and spiderwebbing pelvis.
Red smashed me, I think he spiderwebbed me. Need to make a trip to the ER.
Spiderwebbed me by Sudafed Red February 1, 2021

SpiderWebbed 

When you cum onto your pubes and it resembles a spider web as it dribbles
Girl: Hey what you up to.
Man: I just 'spiderwebbed' myself so i gotta clean up
SpiderWebbed by MrEntrepreneur October 13, 2021

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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