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Spider Spaffing

When you're decorating and have moved so many spiders throughout your day that you simply can't be arsed any more, so instead you cover the spider with so much paint that it becomes part of the property.
For fuck's sake, they just keep crawling back up; it's time for some spider spaffing.
by Mueece September 7, 2014
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