Spew Dragon

When someone becomes so physically intoxicated that they are going to projectile vomit all over the present company. All endangered parties must together pick up that person and collectively hurl them through the air so that they look like a dragon who breathes spew instead of fire, laying waste to the villages below.

A spew dragon is further accomplished if the high flyer believes that they are actually flying and spreads their arms like majestic dragon wings.

Oi Donnie, you wouldn't believe it, on Saturday night I went to a party and almost got killed by a spew dragon! It desecrated all within its path.

by Turnipsoup October 25, 2014

Chinese Speedragon

When you’re taking a shit and it shoots out all at once and it’s a one day wiper

Guy 1: Dude did you piss or shit?
Guy 2: Shit
Guy 1: That took exactly one minute
Guy 2: Yeah I had a Chinese Speedragon
Guy 1: Oh sweet

by Cadester03 August 5, 2018