Spew Dragon

When someone becomes so physically intoxicated that they are going to projectile vomit all over the present company. All endangered parties must together pick up that person and collectively hurl them through the air so that they look like a dragon who breathes spew instead of fire, laying waste to the villages below.

A spew dragon is further accomplished if the high flyer believes that they are actually flying and spreads their arms like majestic dragon wings.

Oi Donnie, you wouldn't believe it, on Saturday night I went to a party and almost got killed by a spew dragon! It desecrated all within its path.

Spew Dragon by Turnipsoup October 25, 2014

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Chinese Speedragon

When you’re taking a shit and it shoots out all at once and it’s a one day wiper

Guy 1: Dude did you piss or shit?
Guy 2: Shit
Guy 1: That took exactly one minute
Guy 2: Yeah I had a Chinese Speedragon
Guy 1: Oh sweet

Chinese Speedragon by Cadester03 August 5, 2018

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Related Words

Spew Dragon • Chinese Speedragon • spew • Spew King • spew out • Spew Alert • spew-and-skidoo • spew and smoosh • spew baby • spew bomb

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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