Kinnikin Speech

A short; brief statement or argument that states the punishments required for breaking the heart of a best friend.

Girl: "I'm going out with insert Randy's friend"
Randy: Kinnikin Speech:"Break my best friend's heart, I'll break your f*cking jaw."

by Harry Dick IV April 18, 2011

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wow speech

An euphemism which occurs if a woman is putting a guy in the friendzone, with other words this means that she doesn’t want to have neither relationship nor an intercourse with a man, but instead of telling him, the insulting and degrading “let s just be friends” she is using as an excuse, that in case of a relationship she is looking for the “wow” feeling that she unfortunately doesn’t seem to have with that certain guy, even though he is a very nice person.

Santos: You look so fabulous in the moonlight! Do you think we can move on,and spend this night together ? I have some champagne and strawberries in my fridge!

Lorena: I am really sorry, honestly,I like you you a lot,but I didn’t get the “wow feeling” and that is what I am looking for when I start a relationship with someone!
Santos: hmm..seems, that you have given me a wow speech..

by Lolita67 October 16, 2012

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Abyssinica Speech

The funny robotic Amharic text to speech, possibly made and voiced by one guy named Meshesha Kibret Cherie, based on my research about who made BunnaScript (also made by this guy, he has 3 videos explaining his programming language and his company name is EthioCloud/Meliyu/Kekros)

Some words are real recording instead of synthetized, like: 4W1H, some country names including Ethiopia, common verbs, etc

His actual voice, when he explaining about BunnaScript, sounds charming and friendly. Some of his TTS prerecorded voices for specific words sounds funny

So, Lapatata (in different languages memes Youtuber) used Abyssinica Speech to speak out words translated into Amharic. The non-robotic one, which is Ameha (Male) from MicMonster, is no longer used due to paywall, the pro voices no longer have a demo, and possibly warning from the company. At the end, Abyssinica Speech is still the best one for the Amharic TTS due to the meme nature of their videos

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The meme: You sussy baka

Abyssinica Speech (reads the translation) : Anta... susi baka!

by PuniUwUCute January 30, 2023

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