A short; brief statement or argument that states the punishments required for breaking the heart of a best friend.
Girl: "I'm going out with insert Randy's friend"
Randy: Kinnikin Speech:"Break my best friend's heart, I'll break your f*cking jaw."
Randy: Kinnikin Speech:"Break my best friend's heart, I'll break your f*cking jaw."
by Harry Dick IV May 7, 2011
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