speech impediment

An Italian with no hands.

My Italian friend John has no hands, this is a speech impediment for him.

by chuckina May 20, 2009

Speech Impediment

A condition that some people have that results in them pronouncing words incorrectly. In addition, others will laugh at them cause it is REALLY REALLY funny.

Bill: Hey, do you have any CHI-WEE-OHS?
Cale: Naw bitch, but I have some cheerios. ole speech impediment havin ass.

by Cale Morgan October 16, 2006

Italian Speech Impediment

A broken arm or two broken arms in plaster, Originated from the fact that Italians love to make hand actions while speaking.

Guy 1: Awh nasty man, Two broken arms!
Guy 2: I know right, I guess I now have an Italian speech impediment :( .

by The-Love-Doctor July 23, 2012

Goldenberger's Speech Impediment

Talking while replacing every vowel you say with "er"
(Origin: Ermahgerd Meme)

(e.g. of Goldenberger's Speech Impediment) ERMAHGERD GERSBERMPS MERVIE ERS SER FERN.

by bonelesspizza December 16, 2016

Sergeant Speech Impediment

Any person or group of people found to be issuing non-sensical orders involving rugby posts and Ginger #3. Not to be confused with a bellend.

Sergeant Speech Impediment is a bellend (official)

by Hukster November 6, 2003

speech imspediment

How Butt-Head from the TV program Beavis and Butt-Head says the phrase, "speech impediment" in the episode, "Speech Therapy".

{Butt-Head}: No ma'am, I don't have a speech imspediment.

by Telephony August 13, 2020

speepch impebdimenpt

A speech impediment signified by the uncontrollable use of additional p's and b's in general conversation. Only 1 person in the world has this condition - a man called Endorphous.

I'm afraid your speech impediment is getting worse sir.
I do nopt habve a speepch impebdimenpt you barpstarbd!

by Cwips February 18, 2004